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Do you find vacation just too expensive? Well, how does 21 dollars to San Jose sound? 35 dollars to Phoenix? 27 to Las Vegas? Introducing SkyHigh Airlines Super Scrimper Fares.

Check out the satirical look at Airlines that is being produced by Alaska Airlines. This is new slant on things by a major corporate travel entity. Funny and humorous and sometimes closer to truth than fiction.

here is their SkyHype

Chairman Barium promotes himself to Grand High Executive Lord & Chieftain
Not-so-surprise move brings hefty pay raise and even more unchecked power. Employees �elated,� says Barium.
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COMING SOON: SkyHigh's SODA SACK
Innovative air-sickness bag/beverage carafe approved by Honduran version of FDA.

SkyHigh slashes price of in-flight magazine by 8%
Back editions of "Good Intentions" now available to preferred passengers at a discount rate. "You're welcome," says Chairman Barium.

SkyHigh implements new "Wheel of Seating"
Funtastic giant roulette wheel determines who wins and who loses in oversold situations.

SkyHigh Introduces ExecuLock Personal Storage
Coin-operated overhead bins.

"Plane of tomorrow" previewed
Subway-style stand-up seating; space-wasting bathrooms replaced with convenient external catheters; a communal chowder bowl-all are part of SkyHigh's grand vision of the future.

SkyBay
SkyHigh's new auction site allows you to bid on used uniforms, lost luggage and items from lost and found.

Link to Sky High Airlines dot com

Posted by Craig at November 19, 2003 03:49 PM